You know that feeling when no one reads the documentation you wrote? I bet we ve all experienced that moment when, after spending a lot of time crafting a README file, you realize nobody gives a fuck.But how do you know nobody reads your Readme, I hear you ask?Well, come on, remember when your colleague or manager asks for a call to quiz you on things you already carefully detailed in the docs?And now? AI agents — which are basically LLMs trained on human data — expect you to have an `AGENTS.md` file. This is on top of the `README.md`, `CONTRIBUTING.md`, `STYLEGUIDE.md`, and `TESTING.md` files you ve already written. It s happening all over again.So tu quoque, Claude? My friend Claude, you want me to create an `CLAUDE.md` file because you don t want to read my docs either...This is why I propose we create an `AGENTS.md` file containing nothing but this:RTFRA (Read The Fucking Readme, Agent).