Google, I Dump Your Ass! | Jared White

Google, I Dump Your Ass!

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That’s right, Google. I am now blocking you from my Web site.

You don’t get to steal my content.

You don’t get to hoover up my work and then regurgitate it back out as #GenerativeAI slop.

And y’know what? The truth is your crappy portal hasn’t been sending me much meaningful traffic anyway.

At this point, I really don’t give a shit about your joke of a “search engine” and your lousy so-called AX.

That’s right, Google, I think all of your products totally suck. Even YouTube. All of it is atrocious & gross & and makes me wanna hurl.

I hope your company fails. I hope your craptastic slop portal dies a horrible, miserable death.

When it comes to the #OpenWeb, I am ride or die.

If I’m wrong, and your absolute fucking shitburger of an ensloppified shit engine somehow manages to fool people into thinking they’re accessing the Web when clearly they’re not, so be it. That won’t get me to change my mind. You have firmly planted your flag in EmpireNet. Me and my ResistanceNet friends will do everything humanly in our power to STOP YOU.

Google, you don’t own the Web, and you don’t get to decide what happens to it.

WE DO.

Because the Web belongs to us. All of us.

Not you.

Us.

And we’re not going to let you take it.

Calling all Resistance netizens to join me: LET’S FIGHT! ✊

Published on May 22, 2026 @ 10am

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