CortiWatch — Wellness, Delivered. | 24/7 Cortisol Telemetry for Jira
Introducing CortiWatch Series 7 · Enterprise
Wellness,<br>delivered.
The stress is the metric.™
Continuous cortisol telemetry. Synced to every story point.<br>One charge lasts an entire sprint.*
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From $0/employee. Cost is recovered in recaptured velocity within 1.4 sprints.
Now mandatory at 4,200+ forward-thinking organizations<br>·HIPAA-adjacent·<br>Compliance-grade·Bluetooth 5.3·<br>Burnout SLA: 99.2%·As seen in the All-Hands deck·<br>Now mandatory at 4,200+ forward-thinking organizations<br>·HIPAA-adjacent·<br>Compliance-grade·Bluetooth 5.3·<br>Burnout SLA: 99.2%·As seen in the All-Hands deck·
24/7 Cortisol monitoring. Even on PTO.†
14 days Battery life. One full Jira sprint, guaranteed.*
+31% Average velocity uplift, post-deployment
0.0% Voluntary removal rate‡
The Telemetry Layer
Your team's stress.<br>Finally observable.
For decades, employee suffering went un-instrumented — invisible to the dashboard, impossible to optimize. CortiWatch closes the loop. Every microgram of cortisol, captured, graphed, and attributed to the ticket that caused it.
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Transdermal cortisol sensing
A medical-adjacent micro-array samples interstitial fluid every 90 seconds. No needles. No consent friction. Just a clean, continuous stress waveform streamed to the cloud.
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Always-on Bluetooth 5.3
Pairs silently with the office mesh the moment you badge in. Range-aware: leave the building and CortiWatch logs the gap as "unscheduled wellness," flagged for review.
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Native Jira attachment
Your live cortisol reading is stamped onto your active ticket, right next to the story points. Engineering managers finally see the true cost of a 13-pointer.
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Sprint-length battery
Engineered to last exactly one two-week sprint. It dies at retro, recharges over the weekend, and wakes up ready for planning. You and your watch, in perfect cadence.
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Headroom detection
The platform continuously asks one question: can this person take more? If your stress sits below target, you have unused capacity. CortiWatch will find it.
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Tamper-evident clasp
The titanium band reports its own removal. "Watch offline" events are surfaced in the People Analytics suite and weighted into your quarterly Engagement Score.
CortiWatch for Jira
Story points,<br>meet stress points.
A new column in your sprint board. Cortisol, live, per assignee — graded against the organizational target band. Green means there's room to push. You'll never under-utilize a human again.
Manager view · Sprint 47 · "Velocity Above All." Rebalancing actions are applied automatically unless overridden within the 4-minute window.
On the wrist
It doesn't ask<br>how you feel.<br>It knows.
The self-report is dead. Standup theater — "yeah, I'm good, bit busy" — is replaced by a single source of truth radiating from your forearm at 23.4 micrograms per deciliter.
Haptic nudge when your stress dips into "available capacity"
Live ticket chip shows the exact issue extracting the cortisol
Glanceable ring fills red as you approach your personal ceiling
No notifications to dismiss. The data already left the building.
Adaptive Workload Calibration™
Under target?<br>We'll fix that.
When an employee's stress reads below the optimal band, that's not wellness — that's waste. CortiWatch automatically assigns additional scope until the desired cortisol level is reached. Nobody is left under-stimulated.
TARGET BAND<br>18–24<br>µg/dL · OPTIMAL OUTPUT
Detected cortisol · Kenji A.<br>6.7 µg/dL
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⚠ Under-utilized by 11.3 µg/dL.
Auto-assigning +8 story points (PROD-4380, PROD-4421) to restore target stress. Estimated time to optimal band: ~40 min.
Adaptive Workload Calibration runs continuously and requires no manager approval below the 8-point threshold. Employees may request a Calm Exemption via the self-service portal; exemptions are reviewed quarterly and reflected in the Resilience Score.
For Leadership
The most honest<br>org chart you'll<br>ever own.
Filter your entire workforce by real-time stress. Identify your "high-headroom" performers. Build sprints that run every human at precisely 87% of their biological ceiling — the scientifically-validated sweet spot for sustained extraction.*
Heatmap your whole org by live cortisol
Burnout SLA alerts fire before the resignation, not after
Export to the board deck in one click ("Wellness Velocity")
Retention risk scored against stress trend, not exit interviews
Why CortiWatch
Consumer wearables<br>are for hobbyists.
They tell you about your body. CortiWatch tells the organization. That's the difference between a fitness tracker and a productivity instrument.
CapabilityCortiWatch EnterpriseConsumer Smartwatch
Continuous cortisol telemetry✓ Included—<br>Streams biometrics to your employer✓ By default—<br>Attaches stress to Jira story points✓ Native—<br>Auto-assigns work to under-stressed staff✓ Always—<br>Reports its own removal✓ Tamper-evident—<br>Can...