Touch Grass. Virtually.

🌱 For founders, builders, and strategic overthinkers

Touch Grass.

Virtually.

A tiny internet break for people carrying too many open loops.

What brought you here?

Founder / Builder<br>Creator / Indie Hacker<br>Investor / Advisor<br>Operator / Co-founder<br>Just Overthinking

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No account. No productivity system. No real outdoor experience required.

Made by Sarah Robin – for people carrying too many open loops.

Metrics

Mammal Mode<br>12%

Founder Intensity<br>88%

Open Loops<br>27

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Diagnosis:

250 touches achieved<br>Certificate of Simulated Outdoor Contact

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Breathe in: optionality. Breathe out: premature scaling.

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⚠ Temptation

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You reached The Unscheduled Coast.

For 20 seconds, nothing scales.

Nothing scaling for a moment

Would you like to ruin this by measuring it?

Yes, show my stats

No, stay here a little longer

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The grass has opinions. You decide whether they are audible.

Absolutely not<br>Calm sounds, please<br>Unfortunately yes