CrankGPT: A human-powered local and private AI solution

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CrankGPT - Local Human-powered AI

What do<br>climate<br>change,<br>wealth<br>concentration, and your<br>flabby<br>arms<br>have in common?

A human-powered,

fully<br>local and<br>private<br>AI solution.

Introducing

CrankGPT

Rightsizing AI

Use the<br>appropriate tool for the job.

Rightsized AI

Use the right tool for the job.

Our basic hand-cranked model is sufficient for everyday home use.

Power users and small companies should consider our more capable pedal-powered models.

For complex agentic and enterprise workflows, we're pursuing partnerships with gyms and fitness<br>studios.

Tap to<br>unmute

Tier<br>20W

Synapse

Question answering, simple conversation.

Tier<br>150W

Cortex

Agentic coding, video generation.

Tier<br>2000W+

Singularity

Agent swarms, training and fine-tuning.

Today's forecast: cloudless

We think privacy is serious business. Why give mega-corps access to our most burning questions, our<br>innermost<br>thoughts, and our wacky app ideas?<br>CrankGPT<br>runs entirely on device so your data stay yours.

Take the power back

Remember the days when we worried about the climate effects of crypto? Ha! How quaint. Tech<br>companies have quietly abandoned their climate pledges to build gas-burning power plants that feed your<br>favorite AI.<br>Stop<br>burning oil and start burning calories by producing your own tokens with CrankGPT!

Should we buy tech CEOs another supercar?

Don't ask ChatGPT, the answer is no. They have too much money and influence already. Unfortunately, they've<br>gotten you so<br>hooked on tokens that you'll unthinkingly pay more for them than they cost to generate.<br>Go<br>off grid with CrankGPT—save money AND keep it out of tech CEOs' pockets!

Looksmaxxing or tokenmaxxing… why not both?

You're busy crushing it, we get it, but sometimes taking care of business gets in the way of taking care of<br>yourself. Produce your own tokens with CrankGPT.<br>The<br>harder you're working, the harder you're working out.

No cloud/Claude required

Get cranking.

No Wi-Fi? Claude outage? Rolling blackouts? The end of civilization as we know it? With CrankGPT, you'll<br>never be without the intelligence you need. We're no preppers, but<br>with CrankGPT, we're prepared.

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