ORYZO AI Made for mugs. Built for tables.
Designed to lift, insulate, and grip in all the right ways. Oryzo makes the simplest moment feel considered.<br>Designed<br>by Lusion,<br>the award-winning<br>design studio.
The world's most unnecessarily sophisticated cork coaster.
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isn’t just<br>a coaster.<br>Oryzo isn’t just a coaster. It’s the result of unprecedented AI* breakthroughs.
Powered by AI*<br>Oryzo-1
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AI fills in the gaps. We said high five. It heard six.
* Adobe Illustrator
So portable, it's wearable
Warning
This stunt was performed by professionals.<br>Do not attempt this at home.
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AI SLOP IDEAS<br>FOR THIS<br>WINTER
We Are So<br>Cooked!<br>Oryzo is taking everyone's jobs...and replacing them with AI!
ORYZO-1<br>An open-weight model designed to belightweight and easy to carry.
Rise above mediocrity
With a precision-engineered lift (exactly one coaster thick), Oryzo doesn’t just hold your mug - it elevates it. Literally. Above every boring surface you’ve ever known.
Elevate your coffee experience
Handles Extremes with Ease
From piping-hot mugs to ice-cold drinks - Oryzo stays perfectly stable. Your coffee table already tapped out three sips ago.
Thermodynamic stability
Perfectly Round, Seriously
Our engineers recalibrated its circumference with disturbing levels of attention to detail - just because we could.
Now 37.9% More Circular
Creative<br>T = 10<br>Balanced<br>T = 1<br>Deterministic<br>T = 0.1
Constant lift via geometry
THERMAL DIFFUSION MODEL (TDM)<br>A visualization, not a warranty
Circularity (circle = 1.0)<br>RoPE: Roundness Optimization & Perimeter Engineering
Secure communications simplified<br>Smart flip<br>encryption<br>Write a message. Flip. Instantly secure - until<br>someone flips it back. Genius.
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Precision Grip, Zero Drama<br>Grip-locked Antislip<br>technology<br>Micro-textured cork so grippy your drink files<br>a restraining order against gravity. Spills?<br>Consider them politely discouraged.
Friction coefficient (est):<br>0.80
100% Plant-based<br>Vegan-friendly<br>sustainability
Pure cork sourced sustainably.<br>Completely vegan - no cows were harmed,<br>but it might be full of "bull"sh*t.
Average<br>age of first<br>harvest<br>Cork oaks are typically first harvested at around 25 years, once the bark is thick enough to remove safely.<br>25
Harvesting<br>interval<br>After each harvest, the bark takes about 9 years to regrow, making cork a renewable material.
Power draw<br>while in use<br>No compute. No tokens. So you can say “please” and “thank you” as much as you want, guilt free.
People all around the world love Oryzo<br>Do not take our word for it, see what people say after living with Oryzo.
Rating & Reviews<br>Custom reviews [ 364 ]<br>[ 4.9/5 ]
ORYZO in use
[ 5/5 ]
"This is the best coaster that I've<br>ever used. I can't go to the space<br>without it"<br>Edan K.<br>NASA astronaut wannabe
[ 4.5/5 ]
"My coaster? If you want it, I'll let you have it. Look for it! I left everything I gathered together in one place!"<br>Gol D. Roger<br>Old-school Pirate
[ 5/5 ]
"We are so cooked. Hollywood is not ready for a coaster this cinematic."<br>Jamie R.<br>AI influencer, Ex-Web3 influencer
[ 5/5 ]
"I tried the wearable mode. I achieved… attention."<br>Jules M.<br>Minimalist
[ 5/5 ]
"My table hasn't been this protected since I stopped trusting gravity."<br>Priya K.<br>Flat Earth believer
Runs on the edge<br>Refuses the cloud<br>On-device.
Always On<br>24/7 UPTIME. No power required.
Runs on RTX 3090<br>No More OOM on any consumer GPUs
Perfect By Design
Drop-Tested<br>Test conditions: hard surface DATE: 02/29/2026 Damage: The Floor ;)
Legacy Support<br>Supporting backward compatibility since the 5th millennium BCE
Choose you own
ORYZO ORYZO Pro ORYZO Pro Max
ORYZO ORYZO Pro ORYZO Pro Max<br>The original. Refined until it feels inevitable. Lifts just enough, grips just right, and quietly disappears into your day like it was never there.<br>A little more presence. Double the cork, double the confidence - without losing the plot.<br>Maximum stack for maximum unnecessary satisfaction. A bold little pedestal for your mug and a quiet flex for the whole desk.
Single layer lift<br>Double stack lift<br>Triple stack lift
Natural cork insulation<br>More mass, more steadiness<br>Extra insulation by design
Stable grip on everyday surfaces<br>Designed to be stardout<br>Deployable on RTX 3090, on device
New<br>ORYZO<br>New<br>ORYZO Pro<br>New<br>ORYZO Pro Max<br>One coaster. One job. Done beautifully. Twice the cork. Twice the commitment. Still effortless. Three layers of confidence. For people who like their coffee slightly above it all.<br>Join Waitlist<br>Join Waitlist<br>Join Waitlist<br>--> Stack:<br>1 Stack:<br>2 Stack:<br>3 Lift:<br>1 coaster thick Lift:<br>2 coasters thick Lift:<br>3 coasters thick Material:<br>Cork Material:<br>Cork Material:<br>Cork Connectivity:<br>None Connectivity:<br>None Connectivity:<br>None Pairing:<br>Not Required Pairing:<br>Not Required Pairing:<br>Not Required Updates:<br>Never Updates:<br>Never Updates:<br>Never Best for:<br>Daily mugs and quiet desks Best for:<br>Taller cups and extra...