PLOPCOP — To Protect and Scrub

VS DIVISION<br>PLOPCOP VS THE MACHINE

PICK YOUR SIDE. PICK YOUR FIGHT.

👮 PLOPCOP Defend the city. Arrest & scrub, same as patrol — except the slop is being aimed at you, on purpose, by a person you probably know.

🤖 SLOPMASTER Mine COMPUTE by hand, build GPU racks, factories & nuke plants to scale it, then spend it deploying bots and raw plop. Snowball your economy. Drown the city before the shift ends.

YOUR HANDLE

OPEN CASE AS 👮 PLOPCOP<br>OPEN CASE AS 🤖 SLOPMASTER

OPEN CASES LIVE

CONNECTING TO THE VS DIVISION…

LIVE MATCHES ON AIR

NO ACTIVE MATCHES. THE STREETS ARE QUIET. TOO QUIET.

CASE ???? IS OPEN.<br>WAITING FOR A CHALLENGER TO TAKE THE BAIT…

WITHDRAW CASE

BACK TO THE PRECINCT

CITY SAVED<br>YOU WIN

COP SCORE0

FINAL SLOP LEVEL0%

BOTS BOOKED0

PLOPS SCRUBBED0

⚔ REMATCH<br>RETURN TO LOBBY

CODE BROWN<br>INCIDENT REPORT

THE CITY HAS DROWNED IN SLOP

FINAL SCORE0

WAVE REACHED1

BOTS BOOKED0

PLOPS SCRUBBED0

OFFICER NAME (FOR THE PERMANENT RECORD)

FILE REPORT

⭑ BACK ON THE BEAT ⭑

📻 PRECINCT RADIO PLAYERS & GALLERY

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THE PERMANENT RECORD LIVE

TOP OFFICERS, BY COMMENDATION

PULLING FILES…

ALL SCORES REVIEWED BY INTERNAL AFFAIRS

🤖 THE PERPS Inferior AI agents are loose in the city, generating plop at industrial scale. Click a bot to arrest it.

💩 THE PLOP Every pile of slop raises the CITY SLOP LEVEL. Click plop to scrub it. If the meter fills — Code Brown.

🍩 THE DONUT Standard-issue police equipment. Click it for DONUT TIME: time slows, the streets get cleaned, morale soars.

⚡ THE COMBO Chain hits without whiffing to multiply your score. Miss a click and you lose your combo and raise the slop level. Sloppy police work has consequences.

⚔ VS MODE Challenge a human. One of you defends the city as PLOPCOP; the other plays the rogue AI — mining COMPUTE, building GPU factories and nuke plants, and flooding the streets with slop as the economy snowballs. Not in the mood to fight? Watch live matches from the lobby and judge silently. 👁