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For vibe coders allergic to dancing<br>Real Builders<br>Don'tTwerk.<br>You built the thing. Now the internet wants you to twerk on TikTok to get noticed. We have a better idea. One 15-minute interview a week becomes a month of LinkedIn posts and short-form videos that actually perform.<br>Claim 10 free posts →

“I haven't twerked once.” — every customer

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The current state of indie marketing<br>Great product. Zero distribution.

The Dance<br>Algorithms reward people who film themselves twerking next to a laptop. Your CRUD app deserves better.

The Grind<br>You shipped 14 features this week. You also posted nothing. The graph that matters is flat as a pancake.

The Block<br>Writing a LinkedIn post takes you 90 minutes and three coffees. You'd rather refactor anything.

How it works<br>Three steps. Zero choreography.

01<br>Book one 15-min call a week<br>Pick a slot. We'll ask you about what you're building, who you build it for, this week's progress, the wins, the bugs, the loud milestones, the quiet ones.

div:first-child]:order-2">02<br>Just talk. We record.<br>No outline, no script. We pull stories, hot takes, and quotable moments out of the conversation while you ramble like a normal human.

03<br>Posts + videos land in your inbox<br>Within 48 hours you get a week of LinkedIn posts and short-form videos for TikTok and Instagram. Edit a word or two, hit publish. That's it.

What you actually get<br>Posts that sound like you.<br>Just the version of you that slept.

LinkedIn postdraft · ready to post<br>"I almost killed my own product last Tuesday. Here's the 1-line bug that taught me more about onboarding than 6 months of user interviews."<br>+312 reactions · 47 comments

TikTok scriptdraft · ready to post<br>"POV: I shipped a feature for one customer, I was not sure it was the right call but... two weeks later, I get a shoutout from this user in LinkedIn and guess what? Just got my first enterprise customer"<br>98K views · 4.1K likes

LinkedIn postdraft · ready to post<br>"$0 → $4k MRR with zero ads. The whole playbook was just: talk to one customer every morning before opening the IDE."<br>+528 reactions · 91 comments

Instagram Reeldraft · ready to post<br>"Three things I built this week that nobody asked for (and the one tiny thing that finally moved the needle)."<br>61K views · 2.8K saves

Pricing<br>Cheaper than a frappuccino and croissant.

Start here<br>First 10 posts<br>$0on us<br>No card. No twerk tax. Just book the call, see the posts, decide if you love them.<br>1 interview call (15 min)<br>10 LinkedIn posts, drafted<br>2 short-form video scripts<br>Cancel by ghosting us, no hard feelings<br>Start free →

After the freebies<br>$10/ week<br>One weekly interview, a steady drip of posts and videos. Less than the coffee you'd buy to write them yourself.<br>Weekly 15-min interview<br>5 LinkedIn posts every week<br>2 short-form videos every week<br>Pause anytime. Resume anytime.<br>Lock it in →

Builders who refused to dance<br>They shipped. We posted. It worked.

“I shipped my SaaS in 4 weeks of vibe coding. Then sat on it for 3 months because I refused to film myself dancing. Twerkless gave me a content engine without the cringe.”<br>Maya R.<br>Solo founder, RouteRabbit<br>“First post they wrote me hit 1.2k likes. I didn't even know what I was doing was interesting until they asked the right questions.”<br>Devon K.<br>Building in public, Glasshouse<br>“I'm a backend guy with the camera presence of a brick. This is the only marketing that has ever worked for me.”<br>Hugo L.<br>Indie hacker, Stackbun<br>“Cancelled my $400/mo content agency. Twerkless writes posts that sound more like me than I do.”<br>Priya S.<br>Founder, Loopline

FAQ<br>Things you'd ask if we were on a call.

Do I actually have to be on camera?+Nope. The video scripts are designed for screen recordings, voiceovers, or simple talking-head clips if you're feeling brave. Most customers never show their face. Zero twerking, contractually.

What if I'm too early-stage to have anything to say?+Perfect timing. 'Build in public' content performs best when there's nothing to show yet. We pull stories out of decisions, dead-ends, customer calls and the weird stuff you tried last Thursday.

Will the posts sound like AI slop?+They won't, because they're built from your actual voice in the interview. We're using the conversation, not a prompt. You'll recognise yourself in every post.

What happens after the 10 free posts?+You'll get a...