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InternetVitals — Real-time vital signs of the internet

INTERNETVITALS

DIAGNOSTIC MONITOR · LEAD II · v2.0

☷ Medical<br>◔ Light<br>█ Console

INTERNETVITALS DIAGNOSTIC MONITOR &middot; CONSOLE MODE &middot; v2.0<br>● LIVE &middot; &middot;

root@internetvitals:~$ ./vitals --live --all

INTERNET HEALTH SCORE

Patient<br>Internet<br>&middot; Global Network

DOB 1969 (ARPANET) &middot; Admitted: continuous &middot; 41 organ systems &middot; Attending: IV Diagnostic System

LIVE<br>Last reading: just now

Loading...<br>&middot; vitals nominal

Internet ECG &middot; Backbone pulse monitor<br>64 BPM &middot; 25 mm/s &middot; Lead II

VITAL SIGNS

Internet Health Score

--.-

Loading patient data...

0% Critical<br>50% Degraded<br>100% Healthy

Loading patient data...

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Let others know how the internet is feeling right now.

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Organ systems — backbone infrastructure

41 monitored &middot; weighted by load

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About this project

Somewhere between a network engineer and an ER physician, internetvitals.com was born.

We treat the internet like a patient — monitoring its pulse, temperature, and blood pressure around the clock. 41 critical services. One health score. No waiting room.

Part of isdownorblocked.com service<br>Idea & AI product making: Andrii Tkachenko &middot; andrii@tkachenko.xyz &middot; @tkachenko<br>Built with Claude Code. Hosted on Cloudflare.

$ tail -f /var/log/vitals.log

NEXT CHECK IN: --:-- &middot; AUTO-REFRESH: ON &middot; INTERVAL: 5MIN

root@internetvitals:~$█

InternetVitals Diagnostic System &middot; Continuous monitoring &middot; Lead II / SpO₂ / NBP / Temp<br>Real-time backbone infrastructure monitoring

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