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Satire<br>Musk and Trump Now Kiss
A love affair for the ages
James Garside
2 min read·<br>Jun 8, 2025
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President Donald Trump participates in a press conference with departing DOGE adviser Elon Musk | Credit: The White House, Public Domain, via Wikimedia CommonsMusk and Trump are no longer friends.<br>Musk and Trump have an awkward meet-cute.<br>Musk and Trump get stuck in a lift together.<br>Musk and Trump are forced to share a tiny apartment.<br>Musk and Trump argue about who left the toilet seat up.<br>Musk and Trump pretend to date to make their exes jealous.<br>Musk and Trump bump into each other and one of them falls over.<br>Musk and Trump are afraid to confess the way they really feel about each other.<br>Musk and Trump have a major row but it was just a misunderstanding.<br>Musk and Trump get makeovers in a heartwarming montage.<br>Musk and Trump suddenly look hot when they let their hair down and take off their glasses.<br>Musk and Trump go on a road trip but the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.<br>Musk and Trump have a threesome with Canada.<br>Musk and Trump break up but secretly want to get back together.<br>Musk and Trump were childhood sweethearts and are finally reunited after all these years.
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