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Asshole Astrology
Horoscopes for horrible people
James Garside
5 min read·<br>Oct 11, 2019
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Image by Alexas Fotos from Pixabay<br>Here is next week’s horoscope for your sign.<br>It doesn’t matter when you read it, or which sign you are, as horoscopes are all made up.<br>Everybody knows that astrologers are basically assholes with too much time on their hands and most horoscope writers are failed writers and barely functioning alcoholics.<br>I mean that in a good way.<br>As for you being a horrible person — don’t worry, I’m sure that you’re lovely.<br>Press enter or click to view image in full size
Image by Alexas Fotos from PixabayAquarius: You’re being chased by a swarm of angry bees. Luckily they’re far away so if you keep going they won’t be able to catch up with you. Still, remember to be kind to bees — it’s not their fault that they’re angry. We’ve totally screwed them over. Don’t be a dick about it.<br>Press enter or click to view image in full size
Image by Alexas Fotos from PixabayPisces: Some days you’re the mouse. Other days you’re the cheese. This week you’re mostly a mouse made out of cheese being chased by a great big cat who’s lactose intolerant. Who or what is the cat…
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