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"And folks, let’s be honest. Sturgeon was an optimist. Way more than 90% of code is crap."<br>~ viro [http://www.ussg.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0310.0/0870.html]

"All software sucks, be it open-source [or] proprietary. The only question is what can be done with particular instance of suckage, and that’s where having the source matters."<br>~ viro [http://www.ussg.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0404.3/1344.html]

"Out-of-band == should be on a separate channel…"<br>~ Al Viro

"People do have a right to put their code under whatever license they like. Now, I won’t use the stuff I don’t have a source for unless I have exceptionally good reason to believe that authors of that stuff are among the few percents of programmers who can find their arse without outside help. But that has nothing to do with licensing or any moral considerations and everything to the fact that I know what kind of crap most of the software is."<br>~ Al Viro on linux-kernel

"In the same world where Vomit-Making System is elegant, SGI “designs” are and NT is The Wave Of Future™. Pardon me, but I’ll stay in our universe and away from the drugs of such power."<br>~ Al Viro on linux-kernel

"Well, you see, after spending years cleaning up the excrements of self-styled “REAL engineers” it’s either get on the tower to point and laugh or get on the tower to point and shoot."<br>~ Al Viro in lkml

"‘Layered approach’ is not a magic incantation to excuse any bit of snake oil. Homeopathic remedies might not harm (pure water is pure water), but that’s not an excuse for quackery. And frankly, most of the ‘security improvement’ crowd sound exactly like woo-peddlers."<br>~ Al Viro

From: Alexander Viro<br>Subject: Re: ANNOUNCE: Linux Kernel ORB: kORBit<br>Date: Sat, 9 Dec 2000 00:39:36 -0500 (EST)

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Yeah... "Infinitely extendable API" and all such. Roughly translated<br>as "we can't live without API bloat". Frankly, judging by the GNOME<br>codebase people who designed the thing[GNOME] are culturally incompatible with<br>UNIX.

it’s an old observation that in order to be useful hypothesis has to be<br>falsifiable. Similar principle applies to design proposals - to be worth of<br>any attention they have to be detailed enough to allow meaningful criticism.

What you have done so far is equivalent to coming to a hospital and saying<br>“aseptic good, infection bad”. That would get pretty much the same reactions,<br>varying from “yes, we know” to “do you have any specific suggestions?” and<br>“stop wasting our time”[1].

In short: get lost and do not come back...

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