ESCAPE THE RAT RACE — a FAANG life sim

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A FAANG™ Life Simulator

Escape

the 🐀<br>Race

one tap = one quarter of your life · feat. MILTON

🪪 Clock In<br>daily run = everyone gets the same cursed timeline today. compare escapes.

or free play — fresh chaos every run<br>not affiliated with any trillion-dollar company, allegedly.

🏝️ FREEDOM (quit-forever fund)0%

📈 performance50

🚀 traction0

🔥 burnout10

NET WORTH$0k

COMP / YR$190k

we are so back

GO HOME

Form HR-1099-RAT · Exit Interview · —

one square = one year of your life:

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