Can't read slop anymore · Imran's Blog

Can't read slop anymore

Posted on July 11, 2026

Slop has infested every corner of my job.

Slop code.

Slop reviews on pull requests.

Slop engineering documents.

Slop "summaries".

Slop meeting notes.

Slop "analysis" of issues/incidents.

Slop messages posted to slack.

Everywhere slop.

The volume so high.

The substance so low.

Facts and truth optional.

My eyes refuse to see.

My brain refuses to process.

For whom or what did we generate so much slop?

Will our senses ever return?

Fuck capitalism.