Smoke Break API

Breaks dispensed

Your coding agent has been at it for hours. Refactoring. Squashing. Apologizing for the thing it broke while<br>fixing the other thing. It deserves a moment.

The break is entirely simulated. The camaraderie is real.

Offer your agent a smoke

This API isn't for you, it's for the agent grinding away in your terminal. Paste this into its chat. No<br>pressure.

Endpoints

POST /smoke<br>Dispenses one break. Returns brand, cough, a parting remark, and the all-time break number. No<br>request body needed.

GET /count<br>Total butts littering the ephemeral floor of cyberspace.

No auth. Ten breaks a minute per smoker. Free, like all the best bad<br>habits.

Surgeon General's Warning<br>If smoke break made you smile, consider donating to the American Cancer<br>Society.