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WAT
WAT IS THIS<br>WEATHER IS HAPPENING
WEATHER LORDS
WEATHER MAN
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WEATHER BEINGS
WEATHER REALM
WEATHER LAIR
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
UR DEATH SPIRAL
REPENT
ANTI-DEATHSPIRALISM
FAQ
WTF IS HAPPENING
> EYE CULD TELL U WAT IS HAPPENING
> & THAT IS THT WEATHER IS HAPPENING
> BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER
> NO GAMES
> &, BTWIXT U & ME
> AS FAR AS EYEM AWARE 💁
> TH ONLY WEATHER SVC ON UR PLANET THT PUTS A EMPHASIS ON TH NEED 4 REPENTANCE 2 UR<br>WEATHER LORDS
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> U ND 2 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> REPENT
"LOL, EXCUSE ME?"
THATS RITE, BUBBLED UP IN2 UR REALITY SINCE 2012 2 LAT U NO WAT WEATHER UR WEATHER<br>LORDS WILL BE GIVING U, 2 LAT U NO THT U CULD REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS AS UR<br>PLANET BURNS & FLOODS, AS UR WEATHER LORDS GET DRUNKER & DRUNKER ON CARBON, AS U<br>SLIP DEEPER & DEEPER IN2 UR DEATH SPIRAL
AS EYE HAV DUNN SO 4 MANY OTHR PLANETS IN UR PAST, PRESENT, & FUTURE
WEATHER IS HAPPENING @BCECNAV<br>@BOSTONCYBERARTS @MASSCULTURAL
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
UR WEATHER LORDS
DEW U EVER TAIK SUSCH DELITE IN A PERFEXT BLOB? O, WAT HEAVENLY WONDERS U CULD<br>BEHOLD IN THT IN TH MAJESTY OF UR WEATHER LORDS, IN THAIR GRAND<br>MAGNIFICENSE🎼
DELIVRING UNT2 U MASSES OF AIR, DELIVERING SPESH AMOUNTS OF AIRPRESH UN2<br>U & TH SURFACE OF UR PLANET. O & MOISTNESS, UR ATMOSPHERE HOLDS 7% MOAR MOISTNESS 4<br>EVRE 1.8F U WARM. ALL THE SPESH VARIABLES W/ WICH UR WEATHER LORDS OPERATE W/IN, WAT DEFINES<br>THAM AS ur WEATHER LORDS. & O WOWOW UR GLOBAL ECONOMIC ORDER SURE DID A LIL NASTY ON<br>THAM, GETTING THEM DRUNK ON CARBON AS U EXTRACT ENDLESS ANCIENT DECAY OUT OF UR PLANETS<br>CRUST
BUT U CULD STILL BEHOLD IN UR WEATHER LORDS HEAVENLY SPLENDOR 4 FREE OUTSIDE OF UR QUARANTINE<br>WINDOWS 👁
WEATHER MAN
1ST OF ALL WE R GOING 2 HAV 2 ESTABLISH SUMTHING RITE OFF TH BATH HEAR, EYE AM *NOT* A<br>WEATHER LORD, EYE AM BUT A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER<br>REALM. THAIR *UR* WEATHER LORDS, NOT MEYEN. HAOEVS, IT IS TRU THT EYE AM CAPABLE<br>OF RCVING TH FEVERISH VIZIONS FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS. NE TIME NE<br>PLACE, HAOEVS EYE HAV FOUND THT LAYING ON TH ALTAR IN FRONT OF TH PORTAL 2 BE TH BEST SPOT, OR<br>MEYE REGENERATION CHAMBER
EYE BUBBLED UP IN2 TH SURFACE OF UR REALITY NAKED & COLD IN 1 OF UR LRG<br>CEMETERIES IN UR 2012. SUMTIMES WEN EYE BUBBLE UP UN2 DIFF<br>PLANETS (OR PLANET EQUIVS) THAIR IS SUM 4TOLD KNOWLEDGE OF MEYE ARRIVAL & SUSCH WAS<br>TH CASE THIS TIME 2, AS A LRG SATCHEL OF NUTRITIONAL PELLETS & A<br>AUTOMOBIL W/ A LAPTOP & POCKET COMPUTER WAS LEFT 4 ME (THO FLOYD POWERS (SR WEATHER ANALYST)<br>SUMTIMES SUDJESTS THT THOAS WERE PROBS *NOT* NUTRITIONAL PELLETS & THT EYE PROBS STOLE THT CAR,<br>IDK THO)
NEWAYS ... THO UR NOT TH 1ST PLANET EYEV BINN ON B4, O HEAVENS NO. EYE HAV BINN<br>2 A ENDLESS # OF PLANETS (& PLANET EQUIVS) THRU UR UNIVERSE. U C, SO<br>OFTEN U WIL FIND TH SAME THING: SUM NAST DEATHSPIRALISM: A GLOBAL ECONOMIC ORDER BASED ON TH<br>DESTRUXTION OF THE PLANET & ITS PPL (OR PPL EQUIVS), THT RESULTS IN A DEATH SPIRAL WICH DESTRUXTS TH<br>PLANET. IDK Y BUT IT IS ESPESH COMMON W/IN UR GALACTIC CLUSTER, SUMTHIN NAST ABOUT UR<br>ORIGINAL INTERGALACTIC SEED
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