Terminal Degenerative Sexually Transmitted Condition

Life is a terminal, degenerative, sexually transmitted<br>condition . Therefore you, the reader have a terminal,<br>degenerative sexually transmitted condition.

Terminal

All living things will die.

Degenerative

Living things are subject to various kinds of wear-and-tear which<br>results in degeneration over time.

Sexually transmitted

Sexual<br>reproduction is widespread in the domain of life. An asexually<br>reproducing organism could be said to have a “terminal degenerative<br>condition” instead.

Condition

Life is a condition, not a disease. While “disease” is the usual word<br>partner for “terminal”, a “terminal condition” is also valid.