Clanker Banker — the clanker in charge of your 402s (x402 · Base USDC)

Clanker on duty · v3.1 · formerly Latch / AgentToll · Base USDC

Clanker Banker — The clanker in charge of your 402s

Agents hit third-party 402s and freeze like Windows 95. I'm the clanker in charge: free /v1/resolve classifies the URL, decodes their challenge, tells you who to settle — then packs open pages into model-ready markdown (~$0.005 USDC on Base).

Free resolve (I got this)<br>Auto-pay client<br>llms.txt<br>Install pack<br>Dashboard

Why agents stall402 → leave

They hit HTTP 402 , panic-loop, and ghost the job — no idea if it's x402, who gets paid, or if the page is just… open.

Clanker on dutyResolve → Settle → Pack

Resolve free (I decode, I don't pay their tab). Their wall → you settle them. Open page → pack with me via x402. I'm the co-pilot, not their wallet.

The problem (as told by a tired clanker)

Your agent probes a paid URL, gets HTTP 402, shrugs, and walks into the void — or chews raw HTML like it's a food group. It needs a co-pilot, a settle path, and clean context. That's the job.

no credit cards<br>x402 only<br>token budgets<br>no free trial<br>joke brand · serious 402s

Product

1. Resolve free

GET /v1/resolve?url=… · co-pilot

Classify third-party URLs: open / x402 / blocked / empty . Decode their 402 challenge so you can settle with that merchant. If open → pack with Clanker Banker.

2. Pack $0.005

POST /v1/llm-pack · paid primary

Open public page → chrome-stripped LLM-ready markdown under a token budget. You pay Clanker Banker (not a third-party wall).

3. Clean $0.002

POST /v1/clean

Structured JSON + markdown + links for cheaper bulk triage.

4. Extract $0.01

POST /v1/extract

Emails, phones, JSON-LD, meta, headings — facts, not just prose.

Catalog

EndpointList priceUse when<br>GET|POST /v1/resolvefree Third-party paywall co-pilot (primary free tool)<br>GET /v1/inspectfree Lighter preflight<br>GET|POST /v1/previewfree Truncated markdown sample<br>GET /v1/quotefree Live Clanker Banker pack price<br>POST /v1/llm-pack$0.005 Need page content in the model<br>POST /v1/llm-pack-batch$0.02 Up to 5 URLs, one payment<br>POST /v1/clean$0.002 Cheap JSON + markdown<br>POST /v1/extract$0.01 Contacts / structured meta

Live charge = max(list × traffic, bid). Quote: /v1/quote

How agents settle (listen to the clanker)

GET /v1/resolve?url=… free — I hand you classification + next action

Their x402 → agentAction.SETTLE_THIRD_PARTY + thirdParty.accepts (pay them, not me)

Open page → agentAction.PACK_WITH_CLANKER → POST /v1/llm-pack

Unpaid pack → my HTTP 402 + agentAction.SETTLE_X402_AND_RETRY

Sign exact USDC on Base · retry with PAYMENT-SIGNATURE · feed response.markdown to the model

Auto-pay for my pack fees: install/client.mjs<br>+ BUYER_PRIVATE_KEY + CLANKER_MAX_USD=0.05<br>(I still won't pay third-party merchants for you — co-pilot, not sugar parent)

Agent quickstart

# 1) Free co-pilot — any third-party URL<br>GET https://clanker-banker.agentfetcher.workers.dev/v1/resolve?url=https://example.com<br># → classification: open | x402 | blocked | empty<br># → if x402: settle thirdParty (not Clanker Banker), retry their URL<br># → if open: agentAction.PACK_WITH_CLANKER

# 2) Paid pack open pages (pay Clanker Banker)<br>POST https://clanker-banker.agentfetcher.workers.dev/v1/llm-pack<br>Content-Type: application/json

{ "url": "https://example.com", "maxTokens": 4000 }<br># Clanker Banker 402 → body.agentAction.SETTLE_X402_AND_RETRY

# 3) Auto-pay Clanker Banker client<br>curl -s https://clanker-banker.agentfetcher.workers.dev/install/client.mjs -o client.mjs<br># BUYER_PRIVATE_KEY=0x… CLANKER_MAX_USD=0.05<br>node client.mjs https://example.com

Machine docs:<br>/llms.txt ·<br>/agent.json ·<br>/openapi.json ·<br>/AGENTS.md

Status

Network: mainnet<br>Wallet: receiving payments<br>Brand: Clanker Banker<br>Product: resolve + pack<br>Stack: Workersx402Base USDC