Hello all - Inspired by many who build/assemble for their daughters/sons, I took cue and assembled a two-way communication between my son and his friends. Nothing spectacular. Just basic stuff to talk.He is eleven and doesn t have a phone. I wanted him to talk to his friends without an account, a feed, or an algorithm in between, so I built five ESP32-S3 touchscreen units, one per kid. Tap a friend s name, their unit rings. Tap Everyone, they all ring.Each unit dials outbound to a relay I run, so no house opens a port. Audio is uncompressed 16 kHz PCM in 20 ms frames, AES-256-GCM with a fresh key per call, over UDP with an encrypted-WebSocket fallback. To be precise: encrypted to my relay, not end-to-end. No rooms, no recordings, no free-text contacts; the roster lives in a server-side allow-list.I m a PM, engineer by degree but not by profession - let alone a firmware engineer. I assembled this with Claude as the engineering partner, which is why the write-up includes what went wrong: I shipped an OTA that boot-looped my son s board, and separately diagnosed a Cloudflare outage that didn t exist because I tested from the wrong vantage point. Echo is still unsolved.The enclosure was designed in FreeCAD by my son (11); the STLs are in the repo.It was a fun and exhilarating work for me and my son - like most of you would have experienced.Looking forward for your responses/feedback.