Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code

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The problem s all inside your code she said to meRecursion s very easy if you take it logicallyI d like to help you in your struggle to learn CThere must be fifty ways to hose your codeShe said it s really not my habit to #includeAnd I hope my source code won t be lost or misconstruedBut I ll recompile it at the risk of getting screwedThere must be fifty ways to hose your codeJust muck up the stack, JackLeave out an , StanMake a bad call, PaulAnd set your pointers freeHog up the bus, GusYou don t need to recurse muchJust hit the wrong key, LeeAnd listen to meShe said it grieves me to see you compile againI wish there was some hardware that wasn t such a painI said I appreciated that and would you please explainAbout the fifty ways.She said why don t we both just work on it tonight.And I believe by morning we ll have it running right.Then she hosed me and I realized she probably was rightThere must be fifty ways to hose your code.Fifty ways to hose your code.Just lose the address, LesClear the wrong int, ClintNo mallocs employ, RoyAnd set your list freeMess up the bus, GusYou don t need to recurse muchTraverse the wrong tree, LeeYou just program in C

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