Additional Publications of Jeremy L. Martin
Additional Publications of Jeremy L. Martin
A short proof of the<br>Erdős-Nevanlinna-Alexsandrov-Toeplitz-Gauss-Grötzsch-Tschirnhaus-Schützenberger-Gel'fand-Gel'fand-Gel'fand theorem via the<br>Erdős-Nevanlinna-Alexsandrov-Toeplitz-Gauss-Grötzsch-Tschirnhaus-Schützenberger-Gel'fand-Gel'fand theorem, preprint.
A new construction of the graph join of a cycle and a vertex,<br>Journal of Navel Contemplation, to appear.
Statements of propositional calculus that assert their own unLaTeXifiability,<br>Advances in Notation, to appear.
Cocomputing cocohomological coobstructions to cocombing the cohairs on a<br>cococonut using coCoCoA (with Ezra Miller),<br>Tropical Mathematics, to appear.
On the equation \(\frac{\bar\Xi}{\underline{\bar\Xi}}=\frac{|11|}{\|1\|}\), Linearity 11 (2006), 1--11.
Linear programming on a base-13 abacus,<br>Journal of Arrant Foolishness -6 (2006), page numbers<br>suppressed by the Department of Homeland Security.
On the singularities of poached foie gras topped with a warm mesclun mod-p<br>reduction and served over baby ratatouille,<br>Communications of the Proceedings of the Bulletin 105 (2006),
Yet another grand unified theory of everything,<br>Grand Unified Theories of Everything 1 (2005), 42.
Xibu sfbmmz hpft po jotjef uif OTB,<br>Cryptography and Discreet Mathematics 11 (2005), 11011011--11110101.
A short proof of the Riemann Hypothesis,<br>Crank Quarterly 206 (2004), 4--803.
Sesquinonequihypermultidesingularizationalisticity<br>(with Ezra Miller),<br>Set 1 (2004), 1-11.
How I spent my summer vacation,<br>South Philadelphia Journal of Applied Probabilistic Spin Methods in<br>Normal Global Rational p-adic Geometry 3 (2004), 4--8 (plus color<br>illustrations)
Geometry of grape varieties,<br>Transactions of the American Viticultural Society 355<br>(2003), 4151--4169.
Reversing the arrows in Arrow's Theorem,<br>Journal of Complicated Diagrams 101 (2003), 29--21.
Algebras of algebras over algebras over algebras of algebras of algebras,
Journal of Much-Needed Gaps 4 (2003), 3--96.
Six unverifiable conjectures formulated by my thesis advisor while<br>drunk,<br>Electronische Zeitschrift für Mathematik und verschiedene andere<br>Sachen 1 (2003),<br>Paper no. 248XB-861000000007C (56 pages).
Some remarks about some stuff, II,<br>Joe Bob's Journal of Mathematics 104 (2002), 1--26.
The mathematical legacy of Pee Wee Herman,<br>Transactions of the Antarctic Mathematical Society<br>42 (2002), 74--99.
Equivariant cyclotomic analysis on conformally divisible local<br>Kolmogorov costacks,<br>Pretentiones Mathematicae 894 (2001), 35796--35812.
Subthings of the universal thing,<br>Theory 54 (2002), 9--10.
Some examples of nonspherical cows,<br>Hourly Journal of Mathematics 94121 , no. 306 (2001), 421--426.
Quasifunctorial representability of formally diagonal semiclosed<br>co-skew-categorical J2-hyperoperads, with applications,<br>Journal of Impenetrable Nonsense 37 (2000),<br>148--171.
Groupoids, monoids, and matroidoids,<br>Manipulatorica 18 (2000), no. 3, 10--21.
On the Gaussian curvature of finite algebraic varieties over<br>perfect fields,<br>Degeneracy and Triviality 0 (2000), 17--40.
Z +[√(p)/ε*] is<br>not H-tightly unbounded<br>for pψ not of<br>regular normal A 2-cotype with finitely many exceptions,<br>Annals of Tedious Calculations 48 (1999), 100--119 (in small type).
Special cases of the abelian grape joke,<br>Neptune Journal of Mathematics 86 (1999), 406--444.
Erratum to "Erratum to "Erratum to "Erratum to "Better error-correcting techniques<br>in automated proof checking"""",<br>Electronic Publications of the Visigoth Mathematical Society 100<br>(441), 1--311.
Derived eigentorsors of sequentially crepant ultrafilters<br>(with Ezra Miller),<br>Acta Mathematica Applicanda Pythagoreana 9 (551<br>BCE), 96--137.
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Created April 1, 2005 and last updated December 30, 2010